Imagine hiking through the Arizona desert wilderness with a friend, hundreds of miles from civilization.
Suddenly, while trekking up a narrow path, you feel a quick lashing sting to your leg. You hear the RATTLE before you even see the snake.
You have just been bitten by a deadly venomous Rattle Snake!
It slithers out of site, but the damage is already done.
Your heart races, your pulse quickens and you break out into a cold sweat as the deadly neuro-toxin races through your blood, spreading poison and necrosis to everything it touches.
It's a death sentence for most, but not you. Not today.
Your friend is freaking out, trying to find a cell signal to call for help.
And then you literally LAUGH OUT LOUD as you remember... You're not in any danger at all. Of course, your friend looks at you like you're stark raving mad.
Yeah, a snake bite doesn't feel great and you're in for a rough night because it's been said that the cure is almost as bad as the toxin, but you're not going to die today.
You just so happen to have a vial of rattle snake antivenom in your pocket!
I know what you're thinking...
What in the actual HELL does any of this have to do with hangovers?
This little story is a pretty good metaphor for how this ancient hangover solution secret works. Let me explain...
The poisonous venom is the "Hangover Toxin" Acetaldehyde, which our livers naturally make when we drink alcohol. It's a byproduct of alcohol metabolism (more on that later). Acetaldehyde's side effects include nausea, headache, dizziness, vomiting and - only in extreme cases - death.
Sounds like a hangover to me, what about you?
The desert is the bar, brewery, winery or party you are going to.
The Rattle Snake is YOU! Because you chose to poison yourself. Nobody's forcing you to drink those drinks.
Your friend is, well, still your friend.
As for the antivenom, we're getting to that part, but it requires just a little background knowledge. Be patient, life-changing information like this doesn't come without a small price.
First of all, if you do go to a bar (the desert), knowing that you are going to be drinking alcohol (bitten by a poisonous snake) and inundated with the "Hangover Toxin" Acetaldehyde (snake venom), wouldn't you want to have some of the antidote (antivenom) on hand, ready in your pocket at a moment's notice?
The answer is obviously YES.
See, a lot of people think hangovers are just dehydration. And yeah, that's a small part of the problem. But it's only one of dozens of physiological effects from drinking alcohol.
Of course, INTOXICATION is one effect that we actually want! Hangovers, not so much.
Think about it. If just chugging water, sports drinks and electrolyte formulas worked so well, then nobody would ever get hangovers. Because that's very easy to do.
Yet we do still get hangovers.
That deadly Hangover Toxin Acetaldehyde (venom) is up to 30X more toxic than the alcohol you originally drank, and by far it's a more challenging problem to tackle than just re-hydrating.
It's the one factor responsible for the worst aftereffects of alcohol.
Real quick, here's how alcohol metabolism works...
Alcohol Metabolism 101
Step 1: Ethanol + ADH liver enzyme = Acetaldehyde
Step 2: Acetaldehyde + ALDH2 liver enzyme = Acetate
As I said, Ethanol is mildly toxic. Acetaldehyde is highly toxic. Acetate is inert and harmless, basically just a vinegar-like substance that is excreted or recycled for energy in the body.
Notice that the only defense standing between your body and the deadly toxins are liver enzymes, which break the toxins down into harmless Acetate.
The faster you go from Ethanol to Acetate, the better you will feel the morning after.
So, how did we create an "antivenom" for this particular "snake bite"?
Imagine if you knew you were going to get bit, and you took the antidote BEFORE the snake bite ever even happened, so that your body would be preemptively ready to fight the toxins.
The SECRET is the Intox-Detox Precovery Formula, taken before the damage is done.
We brought hard science to the drinking table by combining Traditional Chinese Medicine with Patented and Clinically proven ingredients to BOTH protect your liver and help avoid the misery of the morning after a few drinks.
How exactly does it work?
Patented HD-1 Japanese Raisin Extract (containing DHM) eliminates the "Hangover Toxin" up to 65% faster by enhancing liver enzyme activity. This is the centuries-old ancient secret, used as a liver tonic and hangover cure in Asia since time immemorial. Finally the science is catching up to confirm what herbal medicine already knew.
Patented Setria L-Glutathione boosts the body's Master Antioxidant and alcohol antidote L-Glutathione by up to 30%. Glutathione is a critical co-factor in alcohol metabolism and acts like a bouncer for damaging free radical toxins in your body. If you overdose on medication or accidentally poison yourself, this is the stuff you get in an IV in the Emergency Room to prevent liver failure and save your life.
The synergistic effects of combing these clinically proven ingredients with Super Food herbs from Traditional Chinese Medicine enhances liver enzyme function and protects the body from the damaging effects of alcohol.
Best of all, it works like a charm. And if it works for our "spirited" Irish family, it can work for anyone.
Six years and hundreds of thousands of happy samplers and customers can't be wrong.
We created this product for ourselves and take it every time we drink. We would not sell anything that we wouldn't want to buy.
That's why we offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee. We will refund your money immediately if you don't like the product.
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Our mission on planet Earth is to help responsible social drinkers maintain that delicate balance between staying healthy and living life to the fullest.
Our positive message to the world is one of honesty, integrity and balance in all things.
We aim to change the world one liver at a time and create better tomorrows for all.
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